The Word - ‘F***’

I’m sorry for this ‘F-Word’ Post, but people, this is one heck of a clip. I laughed to death when I first heard it in my Intermediate in a friends house (when ‘having an internet connection’ and ‘being in heaven’ were considered the same). I searched for it high and low from then but I couldn’t find it because I remember the content of the clip but I didn’t know anything else. Anyways, I am also posting a description of the caption below the player…. (and the process in which I included the mp3 player also at the end… hehe…. )

Mind you, I’ve changed the spelling of the word to - “Fcuk”. I just don’t want to spoil the kids out there (or rather, I don’t want the ratings of my site to go down in google.com…hehe)
For people viewing this in e-mails, please click on the link and view this topic in ths site… or else you won’t be able to see the player in the mail….

Here’s the Commentary :

Perhaps, one of the most interesting words in the English Language today, is the word - "Fcuk"
Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter 'F', 'Fcuk' is the only word that is referred to as the 'F-Word'.
Its the one magical word. Just by its sound, can describe Pain, Pleasure, Hate and Love.
'Fcuk', as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the Word - 'Frikken' which means 'To Strike'.

In English, 'Fcuk' falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive Verb for instance: John Fcuked Sherley
As an intransitive Verb: Sherley Fcuks

Its meanings not always sexual, it can be used

As an Adjective such as: John's doing all the fcuking work
As part of an Adverb: Sherley talks too fcuking much
As an Adverb enhancing an Adjective: Sherley is fcuking beautiful
As a noun: I don't give a Fcuk
As part of a word: Abso-Fcukin-Lutely or In-Fcukin-Credible
And as almost every word in the sentence: Fcuk the Fcuking Fcukers

As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatality of Fcuk as in these examples, describing situations such as:

Fraud: I got fcuked at the used Car Lot
Dismay: Ahh, Fcuk it
Trouble: I guess, I'm really fcuked now
Aggression: Don't Fcuk with me, Buddy
Difficulty: I don't understand this fcuking question
Inquiry: Who the Fcuk was that?
Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the fcuk is going on here
Incompetence: He's a fcuk-off
Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play 'Hide and go-fcuk-yourself'?

I'm sure you can thing of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose Applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word.
We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it Loudly and Proudly, "FCUK YOU!!!"

Fcuk Finger

I just hope this thing didn’t offend anybody. I just wanted to let you in on a laugh…. But just see the reasoning skills of this guy, and the last inference where he wants everyone to say ‘LOUDLY and PROUDLY’. That’s one hell of word, that is…. Here’s the link for that file..
http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/23/2518535/The_Word_Fuck.mp3

Embedding an audio Player in Blogger (or any other site):

All you need to do is upload your file to your own server or one of the hotlinking sites such as: http://www.hotlinkfiles.com/ or http://www.fileden.com/. You’ll get the direct link - http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/23/2518535/Missamma_1955-Relangi-SitaramSitaram-Pingali_SRajeswaraRao.mp3 like this…. then embed this code into your blog:

For a Black Player:

<embed src= "http://www.odeo.com/flash/audio_player_standard_black.swf" quality="high" width="300" height="52" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars= "valid_sample_rate=true&external_url=http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/23/2518535/Missamma_1955-Relangi-SitaramSitaram-Pingali_SRajeswaraRao.mp3" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"> </embed>

For a Grey Player:

<embed src= "http://www.odeo.com/flash/audio_player_standard_gray.swf" quality="high" width="300" height="52" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars= "auto_play=true&amp;valid_sample_rate=true&external_url=http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/23/2518535/Missamma_1955-Relangi-SitaramSitaram-Pingali_SRajeswaraRao.mp3" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"> </embed>

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1 Comments:

Ashok Felix said...

Bfore anyone leaves a comment... I jus wanna say....

F u..hehe... :)