Genius Dumb things said by famous people

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.


heather whitestone
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because If we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.


Mariah Carey
'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey


Brooke Shields
'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,'
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .


Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,'
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.


Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country,'
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.


A congressional candidate in Texas
'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'
--A congressional candidate in Texas.


Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark


Al Gore, Vice President
'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
--Al Gore, Vice President


Dan Quayle
'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
-- Dan Quayle


Lee Iacocca
'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?'
--Lee Iacocca


Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor
'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.'
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor


Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina family indi
'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
-- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina


'Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas.'
--Keppel Enderbery


Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.'
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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