Found this while browsing the net a week ago. Imagine the geekiness of the guy (or girl – not likely though) who prepared it. Ctrl+Z – which means ‘Undo’ in any windows application.
One heck of a design, that’s what I’d call this.
‘I’m Sorry’ Greeting Card: Innovative & Techy
IPL 2010: Schedule, Teams & Players
Pretty Straight Forward.
Here is the Schedule for the third season of the Much Awaited Indian Premier League.
| Game | Date | Teams | Venue |
| 1 | Fri, 12th March 2010 | Deccan Chargers vs Kolkata Knight Riders | Navi Mumbai |
| 2 | Sat, 13th March 2010 | Mumbai Indians vs Rajasthan Royals | Mumbai |
| 3 | Kings XI Punjab vs Delhi Daredevils | Mohali | |
| 4 | Sun, 14th March 2010 | Kolkata Knight Riders vs Royal Challengers | Kolkata |
| 5 | Chennai Super Kings vs Deccan Chargers | Chennai | |
| 6 | Mon, 15th March 2010 | Rajasthan Royals vs Delhi Daredevils | Ahmedabad |
| 7 | Tues, 16th March 2010 | Royal Challengers Bangalore vs Kings XI Punjab | Bengaluru |
| 8 | Kolkata Knight Riders vs Chennai Super Kings | Kolkata | |
| 9 | Wed, 17th March 2010 | Delhi Daredevils vs Mumbai Indians | Delhi |
| 10 | Thurs, 18th March 2010 | Royal Challengers Bangalore vs Rajasthan Royals | Bengaluru |
| 11 | Fri, 19th March 2010 | Delhi Daredevils vs Chennai Super Kings | Delhi |
| 12 | Deccan Chargers vs Kings XI Punjab | Vizag | |
| 13 | Sat, 20th March 2010 | Rajasthan Royals vs Kolkata Knight Riders | Ahmedabad |
| 14 | Mumbai Indians vs Royal Challengers Bangalore | Mumbai | |
| 15 | Sun, 21st March 2010 | Deccan Chargers vs Delhi Daredevils | Vizag |
| 16 | Chennai Super Kings vs Kings XI Punjab | Chennai | |
| 17 | Mon, 22nd March 2010 | Mumbai Indians vs Kolkata Knight Riders | Mumbai |
| 18 | Tues, 23rd March 2010 | Royal Challengers vs Chennai Super Kings | Bengaluru |
| 19 | Wed, 24th March 2010 | Kings XI Punjab vs Rajasthan Royals | Mohali |
| 20 | Thurs, 25th March 2010 | Mumbai Indians vs Chennai Super Kings | Mumbai |
| 21 | Fri, 26th March 2010 | Rajasthan Royals vs Deccan Chargers | Ahmedabad |
| 22 | Sat, 27th March 2010 | Kings XI Punjab vs Kolkata Knight Riders | Mohali |
| 23 | Royal Challengers vs Delhi Daredevils | Bengaluru | |
| 24 | Sun, 28th March 2010 | Rajasthan Royals vs Chennai Super Kings | Ahmedabad |
| 25 | Deccan Chargers vs Mumbai Indians | Hyderabad | |
| 26 | Mon, 29th March 2010 | Delhi Daredevils vs Kolkata Knight Riders | Delhi |
| 27 | Tues, 30th March 2010 | Mumbai Indians vs Kings XI Punjab | Mumbai |
| 28 | Wed, 31st March 2010 | Chennai Super Kings vs Royal Challengers | Chennai |
| 29 | Delhi Daredevils vs Rajasthan Royals | Delhi | |
| 30 | Thurs, 1st April 2010 | Kolkata Knight Riders vs Deccan Chargers | Kolkata |
| 31 | Fri, 2nd April 2010 | Kings XI Punjab vs Royal Challengers Bangalore | Mohali |
| 32 | Sat, 3rd April 2010 | Chennai Super Kings vs Rajasthan Royals | Chennai |
| 33 | Mumbai Indians vs Deccan Chargers | Mumbai | |
| 34 | Sun, 4th April 2010 | Kolkata Knight Riders vs Kings XI Punjab | Kolkata |
| 35 | Delhi Daredevils vs Royal Challengers | Delhi | |
| 36 | Mon, 5th April 2010 | Deccan Chargers vs Rajasthan Royals | Hyderabad |
| 37 | Tues, 6th April 2010 | Chennai Super Kings vs Mumbai Indians | Chennai |
| 38 | Wed, 7th April 2010 | Rajasthan Royals vs Kings XI Punjab | Jaipur * / Ahmedabad |
| 39 | Kolkata Knight Riders vs Delhi Daredevils | Kolkata | |
| 40 | Thurs, 8th April 2010 | Royal Challengers vs Deccan Chargers | Bengaluru |
| 41 | Fri, 9th April 2010 | Kings XI Punjab vs Mumbai Indians | Mohali |
| 42 | Sat, 10th April 2010 | Deccan Chargers vs Chennai Super Kings | Hyderabad |
| 43 | Royal Challengers vs Kolkata Knight Riders | Bengaluru | |
| 44 | Sun, 11th April 2010 | Delhi Daredevils vs Kings XI Punjab | Delhi |
| 45 | Rajasthan Royals vs Mumbai Indians | Jaipur * / Ahmedabad | |
| 46 | Mon, 12th April 2010 | Deccan Chargers vs Royal Challengers Bangalore | Hyderabad |
| 47 | Tues, 13th April 2010 | Mumbai Indians vs Delhi Daredevils | Mumbai |
| 48 | Chennai Super Kings vs Kolkata Knight Riders | Chennai | |
| 49 | Wed, 14th April 2010 | Rajasthan Royals vs Royal Challengers | Jaipur * / Ahmedabad |
| 50 | Thurs, 15th April 2010 | Chennai Super Kings vs Delhi Daredevils | Chennai |
| 51 | Fri, 16th April 2010 | Kings XI Punjab vs Deccan Chargers | Dharamsala |
| 52 | Sat, 17th April 2010 | Royal Challengers Bangalore vs Mumbai Indians | Bengaluru |
| 53 | Kolkata Knight Riders vs Rajasthan Royals | Kolkata | |
| 54 | Sun, 18th April 2010 | Kings XI Punjab vs Chennai Super Kings | Dharamsala |
| 55 | Delhi Daredevils vs Deccan Chargers | Delhi | |
| 56 | Mon, 19th April 2010 | Kolkata Knight Riders vs Mumbai Indians | Kolkata |
| 57 | Wed, 21st April 2010 | Semi Final 1 | Bengaluru |
| 58 | Thurs, 22nd April 2010 | Semi Final 2 | Bengaluru |
| 59 | Sat, 24th April 2010 | 3rd Place | Navi Mumbai |
| 60 | Sun, 25th April 2010 | FINAL | Navi Mumbai |
IPL Teams and Players
(The final teams will be chosen from the players in the squads)
Bangalore Royal Challengers Squad
Rahul Dravid*, Ashok Menaria, Sunil Joshi, K P Appanna, J Arun Kumar, Devraj Patil, B Akhil, Bharat Chipli, Tinu Yohanan, Saurav Bendekar, Gaurav Dhiman, Jitendra Patil, Udit Patel, Eoin Morgan, Rohit Sabharwal, Ishank Jaggi, Rajesh Bishnoi, Raju Bhatkal, Gautam.C.M, Kedar Jadhav, Mithun.A, KaranSharma, Aravind S, Bhuvanesh Kumar, Roelof van der Merwe, Jesse Ryder, Kevin Pietersen, Ross Taylor, Cameron White, Dillon Du Preez, Dale Steyn, Mark Boucher, Anil Kumble, Robin Uthappa, Vinay Kumar, Pankaj Singh, Suteesh R, Srivats Goswami, Manish Pandey, Wasim Jaffer, Virat Kohli, Praveen Kumar, Jacques Kallis
Chennai Super Kings Squad
MS Dhoni*, M Muralidaran, Sudeep Tyagi, Viraj Kadbe, Shadab Jakati, R Ashwin, Abhinav Mukund, Anirudha Srikanth, Vidyut Sivaramakrishnan, Palani Amarnath, K B Arun Karthik, N Einstein, Suresh Kumar, Justin Kemp, Manpreet Gony, Joginder Sharma, M Vijay, Matthew Hayden, Michael Hussey, Albie Morkel, Makhaya Ntini, Jacob Oram, Thilan Thushara, George Bailey, Parthiv Patel, Suresh Raina, S Badrinath, L Balaji, Thisara Perera
Deccan Chargers Squad
VVS Laxman*, Adam Gilchirst, T Suman, Arjun Yadav, Kalyankrishna, Paidikalva Vijay Kumar, Abhinav, Kumar, Manvinder Bisla, Jaskaran Deep Singh, Harmeet Singh, Azhar Bilakhia, Kemar Roach , Dwaraka Ravi Teja, Venugopal Rao, Pragyan Ojha, Herschelle Gibbs, Scott Styris, Andrew Symonds, Ryan Harris, Fidel Edwards, Dwyane Smith, Chaminda Vaas, Rohit Sharma, RP Singh, Harmeet Singh
Delhi Daredevils Squad
Virender Sehwag*, AB de Villiers, Aavishkar Salvi, Ashish Nehra, Yo Mahesh, Pradeep Sangwan, Umesh Yadav, Yogesh Nagar, Tejaswi Yadav, Amit Mishra, Moises Henriques, Wayne Parnell, Mithun Manhas, Rajat Bhatia, Daniel Vettori, Paul Collingwood, David Warner, Andrew McDonald, Dirk Nannes, Farveez Maharoof, Tillakaratne Dilshan, Gautam Gambhir, Dinesh Karthik, Manan Sharma
Kings XI Punjab Squad
Yuvraj Singh*, Brett Lee, Piyush Chawla, Karan Goel, Uday Kaul, Wilkin Mota, Ajitesh Argal, Tanmay Srivastava, Sunny Sohal, Ryan Ninan, Yash Gandhi, Yusuf Abdulla, V R V Singh, Ramesh Powar, James Hopes, Shaun Marsh, Simon Katich, Kumar Sangakkara, M Jayawardene, Ravi Bopara, Jerome Taylor, Irfan Pathan, S Sreesanth, Mohd. Kaif
Kolkata Knight Riders Squad
Sourav Ganguly*, Harpreet Singh, Sanjay Bangar, Shoaib Sheikh, Shatrunjay Gaekwad, Gaurav Chabbra, Sunny Singh, Sachin Rana, Avik Chowdhury, Sanjib Sanyal, Amit Das, Bhavik Thakkar, Kshemal Waingankar, Shane Bond, Charl Langeveldt, Manoj Tiwary, Vinit Indulkar, Ameya Shrikhande, Arindam Ghosh, Sourav Sarkar, Murtuza Hussain, Gnaneshwar Rao, Sheldon Jackson, Mohnish Parmar, Ishwar Choudhary, Laxmi Ratan Shukla, Debabrata Das, Ajantha Mendis, Mashrafe Mortaza, Angelo Mathews, David Hussey, Brad Hodge, Brendon McCullum, Wriddhiman Saha, Ashoke Dinda, Aditya Dole, Rajesh Verma, Anureet Singh, Chris Gayle, Owais Shah, Iqbal Abdulla, Murali Kartik, Ishant Sharma, Ajit Agarkar, Cheteshwar Pujara
Mumbai Indians Squad
Sachin Tendulkar*, Lasith Malinga, Jude Singh, Jaydev Shah, Rahil Shaikh, Yogesh Takawale, Pinal Shah, Ajinkya Rahane, Chetanya Nanda, Rohan Raje, Saurabh Tiwary, Kieron Pollard, Dhawal Kulkarni, Abhishek Nayar, Shikhar Dhawan, Jean Paul Duminy, Graham Napier, Ryan McLaren, Dilhara Fernando, Sanath Jayasuriya, Dwayne Bravo, Luke Ronchi, Zaheer Khan, Harbhajan Singh, Harshal Patel
Rajastan Royals Squad
Shane Warne*, Shane Watson, Paras Dogra, Amit Singh, Raphi Vincent Gomez, Kamran Khan, Ashraf Makda, Paul Valthaty, Srideep Mangela, Mohd Arif, Gajendra Singh, Atul Sharma, Pratmesh Salunkhe, Pushkarraj Chavan, Johan Botha, Damien Martyn, Sidharth Chitnis, Naman Ojha, Shane Warne, Graeme Smith, Dimitri Mascarenhas, Morne Morkel, Shaun Tait, Munaf Patel, Yusuf Pathan, Sidharth Trivedi, Swapnil Asnodkar, Niraj Patel, Mahesh Rawat, Anup Revandkar, Ravindra Jadeja, Dinesh Salunkhe, Adam Voges
That’s Called Real BEAUTY
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
-William Shakespeare
I Challenge U ALL !!!
I Challenge you all if you can numerate how much boys in the photo below, Good luck
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A Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails
A Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also.......
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc…..
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer...
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo...
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.... (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.
* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)
NOW IMPORTANT NOTE :
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm.
Nothing has happened till now....................... but who knows. So please forward.
Thoughts of Female !!!
The diagram demonstrates the THOUGHTS in a female and male brain during the simple question: "Shall we go for a party?"
Fixing Appointment with God: Software Industry Scenario
Forgiving or punishing
the terrorists
is left to God.
But,
fixing their appointment
with God
is our responsibility
- Indian Army
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Updated statement for this in S/W INDUSTRY........
Forgiving or punishing
the Developer
is left to Manager.
But,
fixing their appointment
with Manager
is our responsibility
- Tester
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We all knew that..... but this one is for the finishing touch, damn good.
Forgiving or punishing
the Manager
is left to Client.
But,
fixing their appointment
with Client
is our responsibility
- Developer :)
F A M I L Y
I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
'Oh excuse me please' was my reply.
He said, 'Please excuse me too;
I wasn't watching for you.'
We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said goodbye.
But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.
Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My son stood beside me very still.
When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.
'Move out of the way,' I said with a frown.
He walked away, his little heart broken.
I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.
While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,
'While dealing with a stranger,
common courtesy you use,
but the family you love, you seem to abuse.
Go and look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.
Those are the flowers he brought for you.
He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.
He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,
you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes.'
By this time, I felt very small,
And now my tears began to fall..
I quietly went and knelt by his bed;
'Wake up, little one, wake up,' I said.
'Are these the flowers you picked for me?'
He smiled, 'I found 'em, out by the tree.
I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue.'
I said, 'Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way.'
He said, 'Oh, Mom, that's okay.
I love you anyway.'
I said, 'Son, I love you too,
and I do like the flowers, especially the blue.'
FAMILY
Are you aware that if we died tomorrow,
the company that we are working for could easily replace us in
a matter of days.
But the family we left behind will feel the loss
for the rest of their lives.
And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more
into work than into our own family, an unwise investment indeed,
don't you think?
So what is behind the story?
Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU
